I am so jealous.My friend Rey just got back from a vacation to Hawaii?
Auntie Pablo asked:
…and had a million wonderful stories to tell me about her trip!
But the one I liked the most was the one that started…”A rippled, gorgeous guy put a garland of flowers around my neck…”, and ended, “…hanging upside down from the palm tree while he (censored) the size of a (censored) people watching, but hey! Will I ever see them again, I thought? No way! So I grabbed the other (censored) then jumped into the sea and (censored) tunafish! While I was (censored) hamburger (censored) had *** on the Beach, about 4 different times(censored) (censored) “.
I just **** her sometimes, you know? Rubbing it all in my face like that…
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…and had a million wonderful stories to tell me about her trip!
But the one I liked the most was the one that started…”A rippled, gorgeous guy put a garland of flowers around my neck…”, and ended, “…hanging upside down from the palm tree while he (censored) the size of a (censored) people watching, but hey! Will I ever see them again, I thought? No way! So I grabbed the other (censored) then jumped into the sea and (censored) tunafish! While I was (censored) hamburger (censored) had *** on the Beach, about 4 different times(censored) (censored) “.
I just **** her sometimes, you know? Rubbing it all in my face like that…
Have you ever been to Hawaii?
Is it true that *** on the Beach only costs $2.95 each, there?
(Oh, when will I get lei-ed?)
“Sex on the Beach” is a drink!
(tisk tisk, dirty minds…)
And how the h e l l old is she? She’s old enough for sex, drugs, and politics & religions, but not old enough to be hanging out with me? Pfft, Ted…you’re just jealous she’d rather have *** with me than you…
October 5th, 2008 at 7:20 am
WELL ( CENSORED ) HEHEHE. BE THANKFUL SHE WAS ABLE TO BRING BACK SUCH WONDERFUL STORIES TO TELL YOU . AND AS FAR AS *** ON THE BEACH. MAYBE AT NIGHT ALONE . BUT $2.95 STORY I DON’T BELIEVE. i HAVE BEEN THERE AND WOW , IT WILL TAKE YOUR BREATH AWAY . THE BEAUTY IS FANTASTIC. GO CHECK IT OUT SOMETIME. YOU WILL GET LEI-ED , REALLY
October 8th, 2008 at 5:23 pm
Holy Jumping, Batman!
I’d Follow his azz anywheres, and make all his Dreams come true…if he takes me with him to Hawaii too, next time he goes…
Rey, she showed me the pictures (and video, too)…the beach!
*sobs*
October 12th, 2008 at 4:36 am
Stop being so censortive and all that beach *** only serves to get sand stuck up there.
October 12th, 2008 at 12:36 pm
Hmm.. She really does sound like a *****. But- for those who haven’t heard the story, i will repeat it without the censoringness of it all.
A rippled, gorgeous guy put a garland of flowers around my neck, but i was allergic so i sneezed and blew off all the petals. Then, when i finally recovered from the sneeze attacks, i opened my eyes and saw Pedro- His Holy Rippledness- hanging upside down from the palm tree while he unknowingly revealed the size of his package while there were people watching, but hey! Will I ever see them again, I thought? No way! So I grabbed the other balls- coconuts, i mean, then jumped into the sea and ate tunafish with The Little Mermaid- who, may i add, is a complete Lezzer, but that’s another story! While I was eating tuna hamburger, The Little Mermaid had *** on the Beach, about 4 different times with that little crab thing. It looked horrible but i couldn’t tear my eyes away “.
And i’m not lying about the *** on the Beach thing. When i lived in Holland, you could pick up a prozzie from down the street and take her to the beach. Needless to say, she was cheap, but well worth the money.
You will get lei-ed as soon as you charge less than a fiver for it.
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Oh Dear. ‘Young Rey’. Way to patronise me, old man. Besides, you’re only as young as you feel…right?
ps. I’d MUCH rather have (censored) with you, Pablo.
October 13th, 2008 at 6:48 am
That’s the glam side of Hawai but they never tell you about the pineapple smugglers and the paddle by shootings.
October 13th, 2008 at 9:26 pm
Disturbing… on many levels. Your setting a fine example for young Rey.
Plus, if anyone offers you *** on the beach for 2.95, take them up on it. Sure they may not be clean, but who here is.
October 16th, 2008 at 1:33 am
If you play your cards right you can have *** on the beach for free. you will get Lei-ed immediately.
Alooooooohaaaaaaa
October 17th, 2008 at 6:41 pm
A NIPPLED, gorgeous guy?..Agnoose! Where are mah readin’ glasses?!