Hawaii Vacation?
butterfly_kisses81501 asked:
Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation. They were
>> > > determined
>> to
>> > > make this a real vacation escape by not wearing anything that
would
>> identify
>> > > them as clergy.
>> > >
>> > > As soon as the plane landed, they headed for a store and bought
some
>> > > outrageous shorts, shirts, and sandals.
>> > >
>> > > The next morning they went to the beach dressed in their tourist
>> > > garb.
>> They
>> > > were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine,
and the
>> > > scenery when a drop dead gorgeous blonde wearing a string bikini
came
>> > > walking straight towards them.
>> > >
>> > > They could n’t help but stare. As the blonde passed them she
smiled
>> > > and
>> said,
>> > > “Good Morning, Father. Good Morning, Father,” nodding and
addressing
>> each of
>> > > them individually. Then, she passed on by.
>> > >
>> > > They were both stunned. How in the world did she know they were
> priests?
>> So
>> > > the next day, they went back to the store and bought even more
>> outrageous
>> > > outfits These were so loud, you could hear them before you saw
them.
>> > > Once again in their new attire, they settled on the beach in
>> > > their chairs to enjoy the sunshine.
>> > >
>> > > After a while, the same gorgeous blonde, this time ******* wi th
just
>> > > a
>> thong
>> > > bikini, taking her sweet time, came walking toward them. Again,
she
>> nodded
>> > > at each of them. She said, “Good morning, Father.Good morning,
> Father,”
>> and
>> > > started to walk away.
>> > >
>> > > One of the Priests couldn’t stand it any longer and said, “Just
a
> minute
>> > > young lady.” “Yes, Father?”, she said.
>> > > “We are priests and proud of it, but I have to know, how in the
world
>> did
>> > > you know we are priests, dressed as we are?”
>> > >
>> > > “Father, it’s me, Sister Margaret.”
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Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation. They were
>> > > determined
>> to
>> > > make this a real vacation escape by not wearing anything that
would
>> identify
>> > > them as clergy.
>> > >
>> > > As soon as the plane landed, they headed for a store and bought
some
>> > > outrageous shorts, shirts, and sandals.
>> > >
>> > > The next morning they went to the beach dressed in their tourist
>> > > garb.
>> They
>> > > were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine,
and the
>> > > scenery when a drop dead gorgeous blonde wearing a string bikini
came
>> > > walking straight towards them.
>> > >
>> > > They could n’t help but stare. As the blonde passed them she
smiled
>> > > and
>> said,
>> > > “Good Morning, Father. Good Morning, Father,” nodding and
addressing
>> each of
>> > > them individually. Then, she passed on by.
>> > >
>> > > They were both stunned. How in the world did she know they were
> priests?
>> So
>> > > the next day, they went back to the store and bought even more
>> outrageous
>> > > outfits These were so loud, you could hear them before you saw
them.
>> > > Once again in their new attire, they settled on the beach in
>> > > their chairs to enjoy the sunshine.
>> > >
>> > > After a while, the same gorgeous blonde, this time ******* wi th
just
>> > > a
>> thong
>> > > bikini, taking her sweet time, came walking toward them. Again,
she
>> nodded
>> > > at each of them. She said, “Good morning, Father.Good morning,
> Father,”
>> and
>> > > started to walk away.
>> > >
>> > > One of the Priests couldn’t stand it any longer and said, “Just
a
> minute
>> > > young lady.” “Yes, Father?”, she said.
>> > > “We are priests and proud of it, but I have to know, how in the
world
>> did
>> > > you know we are priests, dressed as we are?”
>> > >
>> > > “Father, it’s me, Sister Margaret.”
July 23rd, 2008 at 4:48 am
thanks for the morning giggle……..hahahaha
July 24th, 2008 at 9:22 am
I guess nuns can be hot…..who knew?
July 25th, 2008 at 5:27 pm
sry i dont get it very much… o now i do!! HAHA thats weird
PS put me as best answer please (:
July 27th, 2008 at 6:29 pm
Tee Hee Hee! Wow! What a coinsidence! ^_^
July 31st, 2008 at 4:00 am
hahahaha love it!
August 1st, 2008 at 9:43 pm
ha ha even nuns have fun
August 4th, 2008 at 7:54 pm
OMG!!! That is soooooo funny! That is so funny.
August 4th, 2008 at 9:05 pm
That was a good one for sure.
August 7th, 2008 at 12:37 am
Lol. I have to say, I didn’t see that ending coming.
August 9th, 2008 at 7:44 pm
ouch….very funny…
August 11th, 2008 at 3:27 pm
haha .. funny =0)
August 12th, 2008 at 1:46 am
nuns can be weird just like other people, whats wrong with that? does help that they blonde
August 13th, 2008 at 9:58 am
preists and nuns aren’t as holy as some people think.it was funny